Tales of Terror [Readers Beware]

Before you progress further, a word of warning from the author:

 

  • The following article contains scares beyond any you can comprehend; and
  • It’s best read in your very best hammy Brian Blessed voice. Preferably with excessive use of an accompanying smoke machine.

 

A roiling fog of air most foul

whorls, reeking and despoiled

o’er cackles, screams and fearful groans

where hard-pressed Devops toil

 

 

In boardrooms, booths, and server farms

stout hearts and minds are fraught

for scraping, slithering, clanking

now the Hallowe’en ghouls cavort

 

 

Too late doth upper management bewail

a-shuddering in fear

“oh, why we didn’t scan the site,

‘fore terrors of the night drew near!”

 

 

For – lo! – advancing through the gloom,

enwreathed in fetid mist,

crawl spirits, spiders, fiends, and ghouls –

the AppCheck Halloween Dread List!

 

 

Grim legion of unhallowed bugs –

of defects, gremlins, flaws

all spooky threats to smooth runnings

and “home by half past four”s

 

 

First stomps the awful IDOR beast

a terror beyond foul

and from its gaping, toothless maw

lets forth a fearsome growl:

 

 

“You gave me access to file A

but file B did I take:

your access perms are screwed, me boy

(check line 67 for the mistake)”

 

 

Next, wreathed in murk of cauldron fumes

doth a curs-ed scourge appear

oh! fiend most foul and terrible

brave hearts are seized by fear

 

 

“Reflected”, “Stored” – yes, it’s XSS

whom on JavaScript doth prey;

Our fair trust model undermined,

the SOP in disarray

 

 

Yet e’en cruel XSS cowers low

it cringes, grovels, bows

as monstrous SQLi slinks near –

to screams blood-curdling now

 

 

The wraith, vampiric SQLi

seeks yet to quench its thirst;

it longs and lusts to steal data –

unless you stake it first

 

 

Command Injection – loathsome beast! –

enslaves, corrupts, subverts – and how –

perverted spawn of Frankenstein

(That host of yours? His now.)

 

 

Your virtuous image webserver

late home to ‘We Love Cats’

turns now against its maker;

a botnet-slave begat

 

 

The lurking horror CSRF

a sly and wily trickster

she’s write-only, a one-trick show

but you’d be best to fear ‘er

 

 

A pinch of social engineering,

two shakes of excess trust

and shifty CSRF slides in;

Your bank balance? Now dust

 

 

This spooky corps of terrors lurk

online, shrouded in shade:

harbingers of toil and pain,

our Top Ten list they made

 

 

So ne’er mind the skeletons –

the werewolves, goblins, fae –

its webapp vulns that you should fear

so get scanning today!

 

 

 

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